Stories from an inept journalist. Chapter 1: Darren the “Tree Man.”

A mare having a ‘mare. The mind boggles as to how this happened…but I know one thing: the more I look at this photo, the more wrong it seems somehow. I think it’s the legs, yep, that’s it. Somehow, with this horse in this strangey human position, it just doesn’t look right naked. Know what I mean?

This is another old story I thought I’d lost. I just came across it — yeah! — and it brought back a lot of good memories of just starting out learning how to construct a story. I remember it was much fun to write. Don’t expect perfect grammar, and be aware that I wrote this years ago, so it’s not going to be the most amazing thing you have ever read. But do expect a bit of entertainment.

OK, I do on the odd occasion actually get off my computer and leave the house — honest! I’ll be doing that now as I’ve been up since about 4:30am coding The Number 3 Mystery Book, again…Goodbye.

PLEASE LET ME READ ABOUT THE TREE MAN, I CAN BARELY CONTAIN MY EXCITEMENT…

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