UPDATE: sorry people, the link was wrong but it works fine now I think.
Actually that’s a bit of a lie…it’s not actually new, it’s 5 or 6 years old. But still, it’s new to you, so what do you care?
So, I thought, I know what I’ll do…with just 3 weeks to go until my very first novel goes out into the world, I’ll do a really clever thing and put out an old short story which demonstrates perfectly how to make loads of mistakes!
Or maybe I’m wrong…maybe it’s not a total waste of kilobites or whatever they’re called. We’ll see.
It’s called Pet Ode and you can’t READ IT HERE…